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Author Topic: How to get sex the easy way and the hard way!  (Read 1327 times)

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doomsdayprepper4570

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How to get sex the easy way and the hard way!
« on: November 05, 2015, 10:03:29 pm »



A distressed but attractive woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying to get up the nerve to jump.
A passing homeless person stops and says, "Since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?"  (The hard way)
The woman said "Get away from me you sicko!"
The bum turned to leave and muttered, "Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom." (The easy way) :o :o


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Re: How to get sex the easy way and the hard way!
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2015, 01:21:05 am »

DP I usually find your jokes to be a real crack up and look forward to the next ones, But I would like to ask you to think a little bit more about the content of some of them.
My partner committed suicide by jumping from a bridge.
Is suicide really a humerous subject?
I don't want to seem like I'm balling you out as I can tell your a caring guy from so many of your posts and I know I'm over sensitive but maybe I'm not the only one who has lost someone due to mental illness.
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Re: How to get sex the easy way and the hard way!
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2015, 08:13:41 am »

Nursing friend shot himself in the head night before last over unknown (dead). My eldest son has a brain injury and bipolar and my 2nd daughter (18 yo) has a lot of mental health issues a nd personality disorders.
It is only a joke and as a nurse I am a bit "immune" to a lot of things as it has caused me a lot of depression myself and I really do not like the "black dog". Joke are my way of coping with my won problems :-[ :-[
No offense. :D
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