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Dear Abby US style!
« on: January 12, 2016, 07:29:11 pm »

Dear Abby
My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years . All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies . I know he`s cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his granddaughters .  I know because he brags about this to me .  He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive Champagne day and night. We sleep in separate beds because he`s always telling me he knows I`m a lesbian and my varicose veins and hairy back turn him off. Should I clobber him with my frying pan, or should I leave him, Abby ? Your advice would be appreciated....Mad as Hell

        Dear Mad as Hell,
You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man.  I suggest you pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p.!  Don`t resort to clobbering him with the frying pan , and try to act like a lady!
Remember ....... you`re running for President of the United States , so try acting like one!
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