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doomsdayprepper4570

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Lotto Thai style
« on: February 02, 2016, 08:48:50 pm »

Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them; they said it would be just like winning Lotto! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off, and to my horror, we had six matching balls!
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Re: Lotto Thai style
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2016, 02:38:55 am »

Now that was funny. But lucky you realized before, not after  :-[
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Re: Lotto Thai style
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2016, 07:01:47 pm »

Yeah, I was lucky as mine were the "power balls"! 8) :P :-[ ;D
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Re: Lotto Thai style
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2016, 08:28:53 pm »

Saw a gorgeous Thai girl on the bus yesterday, i thought to myself "dont get a hard on dont get a hard on",but unfortunately she did!
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Re: Lotto Thai style
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2016, 09:39:34 pm »

Ok, yeah i will that one! :o ;D
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Re: Lotto Thai style
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2016, 10:20:46 am »

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Yeah, I was lucky as mine were the "power balls"! 8) :P :-[ ;D

It could be worse.
You might have had a ' slightly used' ping pong ball fly through the air from the stage, and land in your drink.
 :o :-X
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Re: Lotto Thai style
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2016, 03:56:21 pm »

Yeah I have a mate who was a reg stationed in malaya and the pin pong ball pussy shooting trick was a regular there! Also one could smoke a cigy as well and take a small coke bottle and turn it around and then stand it on its open end on the stage! :o ;D
And mate that is true talent! :o 8) :'(
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