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Author Topic: Text Romance australian style!  (Read 1154 times)

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Text Romance australian style!
« on: March 12, 2016, 06:53:48 pm »

A wife being romantic type sent her husband a text.

If you are sleeping send me your dreams.
If you are laughing send me your smile.
If you are eating send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying send me your tears.
I love you!

He texted back, I am taking a shit! What should I do?????? ;D
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Re: Text Romance australian style!
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2017, 04:33:49 pm »

That really takes the cake, Mate. I can't stop larfin.
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Re: Text Romance australian style!
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2017, 07:52:51 pm »

I like that one to! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Text Romance australian style!
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2017, 09:47:20 pm »

Not funny, just a bit crass.
May have been funny when I was 10 yrs old.
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Re: Text Romance australian style!
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2017, 06:28:54 am »

I am crass! ;D
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Re: Text Romance australian style!
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2017, 07:57:23 am »

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May have been funny when I was 10 yrs old.

You're never too old to have a happy childhood.

It's funny, not side-splitting but worth a chuckle.
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Re: Text Romance australian style!
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2017, 08:11:21 am »

It may offend the romantic sensitive people?
One elderly lady I looked after in hospital years ago told me romance was for women who could not handle sex!
Man she cracked me up!
As I get older her words seem to ring truer!
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« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2017, 09:55:20 am »

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One elderly lady I looked after in hospital years ago told me romance was for women who could not handle sex!
Now that's funny.
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Re: Text Romance australian style!
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2017, 05:19:19 pm »

The thing is mate every generation thinks that they have invented sex and good jokes!
They can not handle the thought that their grandparents were once in their 20's and shagging like crazed rabbits!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Another old lady was being examined by a relieving young doctor and she had been unable to get out of bed by herself for a couple of years.
The young doctor asked her if she had been bed ridden much?
And quick as a flash she replied, "yes thanks doctor and quiet a lot when I was much younger"! :o ;D ;D ;D ;D
I almost fell out the door laughing and the young intern went as red as a beetroot!
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