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Texting for the oldies!
« on: October 22, 2016, 06:45:13 am »

 Something for all you romantics
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense bloke.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears……..
I love you."
The husband texted back to her:
"I'm on the toilet choking a darkie!    Please advise."
Loose ends make my arse itch and I have just clipped my finger nails. So the itch flows to my trigger finger.


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Re: Texting for the oldies!
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2016, 09:22:24 am »

Awww, that brought tears to my eyes :'(.
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