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Author Topic: Higher fuel costs and buying incentives!  (Read 1046 times)

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doomsdayprepper4570

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Higher fuel costs and buying incentives!
« on: December 03, 2016, 07:18:59 am »

A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales, so
he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up!'
 
Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The
owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
 
Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number
was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."
 
A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for
another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess
the correct number.
 
Paddy guessed 2. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were
close, but no free sex this time."
 
As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy, "I think that game is
rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex at all."
 
Paddy replied, "No, no, it's genuine enough Mick. Me wife won twice
last week and yours won 4 times!"
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Re: Higher fuel costs and buying incentives!
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2016, 09:56:25 pm »

Seems legit.
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Re: Higher fuel costs and buying incentives!
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2016, 10:07:53 pm »

Same fuel tanks, but different bowzer nozzles! :o ;D ;D ;D ;D 8) :-X :'( ;D ;D
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