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Food supply (Joke)
« on: September 27, 2017, 12:17:05 am »

I see no reason to worry about a food shortage. We all know that the world is vastly over supplied with bureaucrats and these are multiplying at an alarming rate .. All we need is a way to detoxify the meat and a good recipe book.
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Re: Food supply (Joke)
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2017, 02:40:41 am »

When you open small intestines and large bowel you can clean to shit out and soak it in salty milk for a while.
I imagine the same procedure would work on our polis as they absolutely full of shit!
But on the positive side they are as a group very fat and soft butter balls.
And so would cook up nicely as a spit roast.
I already have a short list local thugs in politics as meat donors. 8)
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Re: Food supply (Joke)
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2017, 02:15:49 pm »

I'd prefer to go vegetarian, eat fruit, smoke grass, herbs for tea, and render the burofatcrats down for candles.
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Re: Food supply (Joke)
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2017, 06:56:17 am »

Ok, yes they would probably save the oil crisis if rendered down and used to fuel oil lamps as well.
But why waste that meat when you have already poured $1,000's of dollars into the food to feed the pigs
over the years?
Just casterate the males ones and feed them a little while and then spit roast them!
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Re: Food supply (Joke)
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2017, 09:07:28 am »

Doomie, they are so toxic that a mouthful, even if it was cooked, pickled, stewed for three days then burnt to a crisp, well mate, you'd die of food poisoning. They might make reasonable fertiliser for flowers. Not for tucker, they are so full of shit you'd get e-coli all through your vegies.
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Re: Food supply (Joke)
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2017, 06:53:58 pm »

Sigh, ok you win I make them into smoked beef jerky and sell the bastards to get some of my reddies back!
Ok?
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Re: Food supply (Joke)
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2017, 06:16:40 am »

I'll be buggered if I'd buy any off you. It's a good way to lose mates ---if you have any left.
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Re: Food supply (Joke)
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2017, 06:57:12 am »

Ok, looks like it will be the farmers markets then! ;D
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Re: Food supply (Joke)
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2017, 08:13:17 am »

Feed the sheeples.
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